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Yukiya, Wakamiya and the candied kumquats throughout the first season (a compilation)
Yukiya, are you able to eat properly while working? / What else do you eat besides kumquats?
Is this a story about Yukiya from the time of “The Crows Do Not Choose Their Master”? Learning from the lesson of missing out on food on the first day, he started to properly procure food from the next day! There were also times when we went down to the castle town together to eat noodle soup.
From Chisato Abe’s Q&A, 2021
Bonus:
A video of Wakamiya/Nazukihiko boiling his kumquats from the first episode. (This transition is nifty, from the simplicity and homeliness of Wakamiya’s abode to the Sakura Blossom Palace’s grandeur.)
#yatagarasu#the raven does not choose its master#karasu wa aruji wo erabanai#chisato abe#pierrot#q&a#yukiya#wakamiya#y/w kumquats#yatagarasu compilation
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About
This is a blog dedicated to the Yatagarasu Series. Although it is very popular in Japan, it is basically unheard of for the western audience (mainly due to the lack of official translations).
So, in order to spread the word about this amazing series, I've decided to compile all the official content in a way that is more accessible for everyone. I might even make memes.
It is a lot, so it'll take some time. That way we can make the wait for the anime more bearable.
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Ace Attorney Investigations Collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLFMaakr_xg
Ace Attorney Investigations : Miles Edgeworth, Toujours en Haut du Podium
Les fans de jeux vidéo connaissent bien les montagnes russes émotionnelles que peuvent provoquer leurs séries favorites. Entre des franchises iconiques qui sombrent parfois dans l’oubli après des suites ratées, et la pression constante des studios pour sortir des jeux à la chaîne, il est rare qu’une saga reste intacte. Pourtant, certains titres parviennent à traverser les âges sans perdre leur éclat. Et Ace Attorney fait justement partie de ces rares élus. Bien sûr, même Ace Attorney a connu quelques turbulences. Phoenix Wright et sa bande ont vu passer différents scénaristes, notamment Shu Takumi, le créateur originel, qui n’a pas toujours été aux commandes. Dans certains chapitres, il a laissé la plume à Takeshi Yamazaki, qui a introduit des changements discutés mais globalement bien accueillis. En dépit des critiques, Yamazaki a maintenu la série vivante avec brio jusqu'à son départ en 2020. Il est vrai que ses jeux, notamment les deux Investigations, ne possèdent peut-être pas la cohérence narrative des épisodes signés Takumi. Mais même là, les personnages excentriques et mémorables sont toujours au rendez-vous, avec un petit coup de cœur pour Kay, la jeune et pétillante assistante. Parmi les œuvres de Yamazaki, les deux spin-offs Ace Attorney Investigations se démarquent, centrés sur l’un des personnages les plus adorés de la saga : Miles Edgeworth. Ce procureur rigide et brillant, d’abord antagoniste dans le premier jeu, a rapidement conquis les cœurs des fans. Et si le premier opus de Investigations a été bien accueilli chez nous, le second est resté tristement confiné au Japon. Pourquoi ? Capcom n’a tout simplement pas jugé bon d’investir dans une localisation à l’époque, jugeant les projections de ventes trop faibles. Un choix qui a laissé un goût amer, d’autant que ce deuxième épisode, bien qu’ayant ses défauts, était tout aussi solide que les autres volets de la série. Capcom sort Ace Attorney Investigations Collection. Cette compilation remasterisée propose des graphismes retravaillés et, surtout, inclut les deux épisodes. Alors, après toutes ces années, Miles Edgeworth et ses enquêtes sont-ils toujours dignes de votre attention ? La réponse est un retentissant "Oui !" Certes, les mécaniques de jeu n’ont pas radicalement changé, mais la qualité d’écriture, les personnages excentriques et les affaires tortueuses qui ont fait le succès de la série sont toujours là, avec un petit coup de neuf graphique qui ne fait pas de mal. Que vous soyez un vétéran de la saga ou un néophyte curieux, cette collection mérite sans hésitation une place dans votre bibliothèque. En conclusion, Ace Attorney Investigations prouve que certaines sagas, même avec quelques bas, savent maintenir une qualité exemplaire sur la durée. Quant à Miles Edgeworth, il continue de briller, encore et toujours, même après toutes ces années.
Ace Attorney Investigations : Miles Edgeworth au Mauvais Endroit, Mais pour le Meilleur Récit
Si vous avez suivi la saga Ace Attorney depuis ses débuts, les intrigues des deux spin-offs Investigations ne vous dépayseront pas. Cette fois, c’est Miles Edgeworth qui endosse le rôle principal, se retrouvant mêlé, sans grande surprise, à une série de meurtres aux ramifications internationales. Le tout gravite autour du mystérieux voleur Yatagarasu et d’un complot nébuleux où même Interpol entre en scène. Une trame intrigante, certes, mais pas totalement étrangère aux précédentes aventures signées Shu Takumi. Exit les salles d’audience et les "OBJECTION !" tonitruants de Phoenix Wright. Cette fois-ci, les confrontations se déroulent directement sur les scènes de crime, sans passer par la case tribunal. Miles, toujours au mauvais endroit au mauvais moment (merci, le destin), doit user de ses talents de procureur pour interroger un casting haut en couleur et découvrir ce qui s’est réellement passé. La mécanique de jeu diverge ici du classique Ace Attorney : les phases d’investigation prennent une place prépondérante, avec des objets à dénicher et des indices à collecter, façon aventure point-and-click. C’est là que les Investigations se démarquent nettement des affaires de Phoenix Wright, avec une structure unique et rafraîchissante dans l’univers de la série. Ces mécaniques distinctives apportent une bonne dose de diversité, que les fans ont souvent perçue comme un point très positif. Mais malgré cette innovation, les enquêtes d’Edgeworth peinent à égaler les chapitres les plus emblématiques de la série. La faute à une narration un peu moins cohérente, sans doute due à la diversité des auteurs après le retrait de Shu Takumi. Le premier Investigations pâtit d’un certain essoufflement vers sa fin, là où d’autres épisodes brillaient de bout en bout. Pourtant, ne vous y trompez pas : malgré ces faiblesses relatives, les deux spin-offs regorgent des éléments classiques qui font le charme de la saga Ace Attorney. Personnages excentriques, twists à gogo, et rebondissements inattendus sont toujours de la partie. En somme, Ace Attorney Investigations peut ne pas atteindre les sommets des chefs-d’œuvre de Takumi, mais il se maintient tout de même en haute altitude. Les enquêtes d’Edgeworth, malgré quelques défauts, offrent encore aujourd’hui des moments de pur plaisir pour tout amateur de la saga.
Les Enquêtes de Miles Edgeworth ou l’Art de Ne Pas Oublier un Détail
Quand on parle de différences mécaniques dans Ace Attorney Investigations, on ne s’éloigne pas tant que ça du schéma classique de la série. Comme Phoenix Wright, Miles Edgeworth doit examiner attentivement les déclarations de ses interlocuteurs, traquant la moindre faille logique pour les coincer à coup de preuves et d'informations glanées lors des phases d'enquête. La vraie nouveauté ici réside dans ces phases d'investigation : elles obligent à affûter sa logique dès l’exploration des lieux de crime, avec des indices visuels à relier entre eux pour élaborer des théories solides, réutilisables plus tard lors des confrontations. Cependant, il n’est pas rare de se heurter à des liens logiques un peu tirés par les cheveux, qui forcent à aiguiser ses compétences d'enquêteur. Cela peut sembler anodin, mais les jeux de la série Ace Attorney ne sont pas réputés pour leur facilité, et ce n’est pas différent pour Investigations. À mesure que l'on progresse, les indices deviennent plus subtils, les connexions logiques plus complexes, et les affaires de plus en plus délicates à résoudre. Les fans chevronnés auront sans doute peu de mal à assembler les pièces du puzzle, mais pour les autres, le défi se corse rapidement. Et attention : chaque erreur grignote un peu de la barre d’endurance d’Edgeworth, menant éventuellement à une "mauvaise fin". Si vous ne voulez pas finir par recharger votre partie à chaque mauvaise déduction, il est essentiel de prêter une attention méticuleuse aux détails et de se rappeler ce que chaque témoin a déclaré. Pour les têtes en l'air, pas de panique : la collection introduit un ajout salvateur sous la forme d’un historique de dialogues, absent dans les jeux originaux. C'est loin d'être une révolution, mais quand on est en pleine tempête cérébrale, c'est un outil plus qu’apprécié. Grâce à cette fonctionnalité, il est désormais possible de relire les discussions passées et éviter de perdre le fil. Un détail, certes, mais dans une série où chaque mot compte, un détail qui fait toute la différence.
La Série de Miles Edgeworth entre Réinvention et Manque de Traditions
Dans la série Ace Attorney Investigations, la deuxième aventure, Ace Attorney Investigations 2, se distingue nettement du premier épisode grâce à l’introduction de deux nouvelles mécaniques : le "Little Thief" et les "échecs mentaux". Le "Little Thief" est une machine qui permet de reconstituer virtuellement une scène de crime déjà nettoyée. Cette fonctionnalité ajoute une couche de complexité intéressante à la phase de recherche de preuves, offrant la possibilité de comparer directement les éléments d’une carte avec sa reconstruction virtuelle. En revanche, les "échecs mentaux" — des comparaisons temporelles nécessitant de savoir quand interroger un témoin et quand le presser — nous ont laissés un peu sceptiques. Cette mécanique simplifiée des comparaisons habituelles n’apporte pas grand-chose de nouveau et paraît souvent superflue. Bien que tous les ajouts ne soient pas des réussites éclatantes, le deuxième chapitre l’emporte largement sur le premier. L'histoire se concentre davantage sur Miles Edgeworth, qui dans le premier opus était paradoxalement moins central malgré son rôle de protagoniste. Le rythme de la campagne est également plus soutenu, bien que la dernière phase du premier jeu, excessivement longue, traîne un peu en longueur après la meilleure révélation, sans vraiment redresser la barre. Étant donné que cette collection ne modifie pas le contenu des jeux originaux, ces défauts persistent, affectant l'expérience globale. Pour alléger la monotonie des énigmes répétitives, un mode histoire est disponible, permettant de résoudre automatiquement les puzzles. Ce mode ne vous permettra pas de débloquer tous les succès, mais il améliore le flux des phases moins réussies du premier jeu. En outre, la possibilité de jouer directement à chaque étape des chapitres grâce à la sélection libre est un atout pour ceux qui veulent éviter les longueurs. Techniquement, Ace Attorney Investigations reste fidèle à ses origines Nintendo DS. Ne vous attendez pas à des miracles visuels : les graphismes 2D et les animations limitées des personnages restent inchangés, avec un doublage assez limité. Cependant, Capcom a réalisé un excellent travail en remasterisant la bande-son et en réajustant les sprites avec soin. Les graphismes pixel art d'origine n'ont pas pris une ride, et il est même possible de revenir au style visuel original avant de commencer à jouer, bien que l'option de remplacement immédiate en cours de jeu manque. L’interface a également été adaptée avec soin pour les écrans non tactiles, ce qui est un plus considérable.
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Names of the kaiju/kaijin in Touhou Lost Word
I noticed that the kaiju/kaijin enemies had names from Chinese books and Taoism, so I wanted to compile them to see if there’s a pattern, maybe? This game brings out my wild theorist side lmao If there are any inaccuracies just let me know, all of this I’ve just learned with Googling and spare time, haha. Sekibanki - Shen Gongbao: Taoist god from novel Investiture of the Gods
Futo - Taiyi Zhenren: Taoist god, apparently a deity of salvation, the “perfect being” who embodies both halves of yin and yang - possibly referencing Futo’s quest to get immortality?
Satori - Lei Ting: might be another name for the Taoist god Lei Gong? seems to mostly refer to coin talismans that invoke Lei Gong’s power to protect the user against malevolent spirits Utsuho - Leizhenzi: Taoist god of thunder, connected to Leigong? From wiki: “he found two large apricots at the edge of the cliff and ate them both with due haste. Immediately following this, to his surprise, two large wings suddenly sprouted from Leizhenzi's back and his face became like that of a monster's“ - possibly referencing Utsuho swallowing Yatagarasu?
Flandre - Mahamayuri: a bodhisattva and one of the Wisdom Kings in Mahayana and Vajrayana Buddhism, who are apparently pretty wrathful, but she serves as a calmer contrast to them Seiga - He Xiangu: one of the Taoist Eight Immortals, apparently the only lady in the group Saki - Black Qilin: a kirin, basically, legendary beast with chimera attributes, that (from wiki) “said to appear with the imminent arrival or passing of a sage or illustrious ruler”
Ran - Daji: evil fox spirit, legendary femme fatale character who seduced the emperor and had a lot of people tortured for entertainment
Kasen - Jinling Shengmu: Taoist god from novel Investiture of the Gods
Kogasa - Vaisravana: Bishamonten aka patron god of the Myouren crew.........we already know him lol
Benben - Virupaksa: one of the Buddhist Four Heavenly Kings
Tenshi - Qi Tian Da Sheng: the name of a specific story from Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio (the book Seiga herself comes from), means “The Great Sage, Heaven’s Equal”, but also seems to refer to Sun Wukong himself (who the story is about)
Yachie - Xuanwu: Taoist god, the Black Tortoise of those big four Chinese constellations
Iku - Dragon Prince of the East Sea: might be referring to Ao Guang, who appeared in both Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West
Shou - Kubera: god in Hinduism corresponding to Bishamonten/Vaisravana
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The AAI Cast Takes On Twitter
Hello! For the release of ace attorney investigations 2 ten years ago, on the official AA twitter account, Capcom posted a bunch of tweets that were made to sound like they came from the characters themselves. You can still find them if you dig far enough, but it’s a bit of a pain to find and especially a pain to understand in English, so I decided to compile them all here and attempt to translate them. (They have also been “localized” in true ace attorney fashion.)
First, a disclaimer: I am absolutely NOT a translator and my understanding of Japanese is abysmal. I put the original tweets through google translate and then went through trying to make them legible, including looking up words and phrases when they didn’t make any sense. As a result, I can’t guarantee that this is completely accurate, and I definitely messed with phrasing a bit to get things to flow better or sound more in character. Hopefully the general gist of things should make sense! I’ll put the original Japanese text below the English one, and if you actually know Japanese and would like to properly translate it, please do so! I just wanted to get this out here as fast as possible.
If you want to view the original tweets, I’ve filtered them (mostly!) here in reverse-chronological order. There are tweets from the game staff at the end that I did not “translate”.
With that said, here are the tweets. (It is long, so most of it is under the cut.) The breaks are things I added that I believe were breaks in time on the actual account, and represent new scenes.
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<Edgeworth>: I was told to “tweet” what I usually think about to commemorate the release of “Ace Attorney Investigations 2”... What should I do?
<Kay>: Come on, Mr. Edgeworth! First, you need to introduce yourself!
<Edgeworth>: Oh. Sorry for the late introduction. My name is Miles Edgeworth, a prosecutor at the District Attorney's Office. Kay informed me that this is “Tweeter”.
<Kay>: No! It’s pronounced "Twitter"!
<Edgeworth>: Is it "Tweeter"? I'm not very good at this kind of thing ...
<Kay>: Okay, moving on. Ace Attorney Investigations 2 is about to be released, and Mr. Edgeworth has a lot to say, right?
<Edgeworth>: Mm. Certainly, there are few opportunities like this, so this should be a valuable experience.
<Kay>: Then this Great Thief, Kay Faraday, will teach Mr. Edgeworth the fun of tweeting!
<Edgeworth>: I’m not very interested in that… but alright. More importantly, Kay, do you want to start working soon?
<Kay>: Yes! Then, we can play later!
<Edgeworth>: (Well, if you have any questions, do not hesitate to tweet.)
<Kay>: Mr. Edgeworth ... Your inner voice is in the tweet! Isn't that neat?
<Edgeworth>: Ah! Tweeter… I shouldn’t underestimate it.
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<Edgeworth>: It's already 12 o'clock ... I wanted to take a break for lunch, but it seems that I won’t get the chance. The detective just reported a new case. I'm heading to the scene right now.
<Edgeworth>: Detective Gumshoe seems to have been in a hurry. He said he “lost something important”... It’s probably not something to worry about. I should concentrate on the investigation first. It takes a careful investigation to find out the truth hidden in the scene. There are many things that cannot be understood from desk work alone.
<Edgeworth>: I've arrived at the scene. Mm? It seems that some pencils have fallen near the victim.
<Edgeworth>: Search for the connection between information. That is the pursuit of "Logic". Assembling "Logic" is the key to the investigation even in Ace Attorney Investigations 2. “Something lost by Detective Gumshoe” and the “pencil left on the scene” ... There is one answer that can be derived from the two pieces of information.
<Edgeworth>: Detective Gumshoe! It seems that we found your lost pencil. ‥‥ Don’t leave extra evidence on the scene!
<Edgeworth>: Hmm ... Finally, the truth of the scene has come into view. This case will likely be resolved soon.
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<Kay>: Good evening! I came to play as promised!
<Gumshoe>: Welcome, Kay!
<Kay>: Huh? Gummy, are you also on Twitter?
<Gumshoe>: It’s popular among my detective friends. As long as my number of followers keeps increasing, I’m happy!
<Edgeworth>: What is a "follower"?
<Gumshoe>: Well, people who read your tweets. To put it simply, it’s like a friend group.
<Kay>: It seems that there are many people who are watching this tweet! Ehehe. That makes me kind of happy!
<Edgeworth>: Hmm. Friend group...? That sounds a little embarrassing, but thank you, followers.
<Kay>: Hmm. I feel that followers and friends are a little different. Well, as long as he’s happy.
<Edgeworth>: Let’s say that tomorrow we’ll spend more time with our followers on Tweeter.
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<Gumshoe>: I've been waiting for you, Prosecutor Edgeworth!
<Edgeworth>: Mm. Good morning Detective Gumshoe. It's rare for you to get to court earlier than me.
<Gumshoe>: That’s because I have to set a good example for my followers! I skipped dinner last night so I wouldn't be late.
<Edgeworth>: What does skipping dinner have to do with getting up early?
<Gumshoe>: Well, it sets a “belly clock”, so you wake up at breakfast time!
<Edgeworth>: (There are too many problems with that, and I don't feel like pointing them all out... I’ll just stay silent.)
<Gumshoe>: Mr. Edgeworth ... We can see the tweets of your inner voice, you know…?
<Edgeworth>: It's about time for the court to open. I'm heading into court without any uncertainty today.
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<Kay>: Hello everybody! I'm Kay Faraday, also known as the Great Thief Yatagarasu. Fufufu ... I’m actually in the gallery right now! I wanted to see Mr. Edgeworth and Gummy in court, and keep an eye on the enemy!
<Kay>: Oh! Mr. Edgeworth screamed, “Objection!” This is the 5th time today. The other lawyer is sweating now. The judge’s gavel is getting fierce! Eh -- what? “You can’t tweet in the courtroom…?” Hey!
<Kay>: Uh ... I was kicked out of the courtroom. As expected by the new rival of Ace Attorney Investigations 2, Justine Courtney! She seems like a kind judge, but also very observant.
<Kay>: This is an unexpectedly strong enemy! Mr. Edgeworth, are you okay ...?
<Edgeworth>: Kay. What were you doing in the gallery today?
<Gumshoe>: I was surprised to see Kay being kicked out of court!
<Kay>: I didn't think that tweeting was prohibited. As a Great Thief, this is the ultimate mistake!
<Edgeworth>: If you have time to regret breaking the rules of the court, use it to learn a little more about them.
<Kay>: If I had to leave the court anyways, I wanted to have a cooler exit, befitting of a Great Thief!
<Gumshoe>: … I don’t think she regretted breaking the rules.
<Kay>: Anyway! You’ve already finished your work today, right?
<Edgeworth>: Yes, I finished my work in the courtroom today. It looks like we can have a nice holiday.
<Kay>: So, why don’t the three of us go play together! Bowling, karaoke, game centers, etc.!
<Edgeworth>: No ... I'm not very good at such things.
<Gumshoe>: Since it’s Friday night, why don’t we play around and recover from working hard! I think watching movies would be fun!
<Kay>: Yeah, you worked so hard this week! Now, let’s go play!
<Edgeworth>: *sigh*. Whatever I say, it’ll be a waste of time… If we must, at least make it a movie.
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<Gumshoe>: This Saturday morning is a nice time for a walk! I sometimes take a walk with Missile to build strength and give him training. As the “partner” of Prosecutor Edgeworth, I want to be useful in Ace Attorney Investigations 2!
<Gumshoe>: When investigating with a metal detector or collaborating with Missile, I will be second to none! Hey, Missile! Hmm? Is a scent bothering you? Aaaaa! Mi-Missile has run away! He must’ve smelled food.
<Gumshoe>: When this happens, I have to rely on the odor to chase after it! This is part of the investigation process! Uh… I lost him right away. When this happens, I have to prepare sweets that Missile likes to lure him in! … I’m so overwhelmed.
<Kay>: It’s a shame to keep Missile as a police dog. He stole away Samurai Dogs from this Great Thief and ate them…! I was trying to eat with Ema.
<Gumshoe>: Sorry about that, pal. By the way, what were you doing together? Collecting fallen leaves…?
<Ema>: We’re grilling Samurai Dogs on this fire we made from scientific chemicals!
<Gumshoe>: Huh. Scientific chemicals, pal…? Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Missile! Do you feel alright?
<Kay>: It’s fine! He ate it before we started the fire.
<Gumshoe>: Oh. I wish I got to have some...
<Edgeworth>: It’s not good to use chemicals to play with fire, Ema. Scientific research is important, but please use moderation.
<Ema>: Yes! Moderation! By the way, are you going somewhere?
<Edgeworth>: Yes. I have some business. ... I don't have much time, so excuse me.
<Kay>: ... Mr. Edgeworth, where are you going?
<Ema>: Fufufu. In this case, we can follow his footsteps! Using the power of science… in moderation!
<Kay>: Alright! Let's follow him… in moderation!
<Gumshoe>: They both have a strange definition of “moderation”...
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<Kay>: That overwhelming scale! I think I’m going to cry! That’s a first for an orchestra concert!
<Ema>: The powerful sound of brass instruments and the splendid melody of woodwind instruments! Scientifically speaking, changing between different sounds is what makes music good.
<Edgeworth>: Umm. While I was looking forward to today, I didn't expect you two to follow me.
<Kay>: I wanted to bring Gummy as well, but he had to walk Missile, so he couldn’t come with us.
<Edgeworth>: The detective can still hear the “Ace Attorney Investigations 2 Orchestra Arrangement Collection” CD. You can pre-order one at E-Capcom.
<Ema>: I already pre-ordered it, of course! I’ll also get the 1:10 figure of Mr. Edgeworth!
<Edgeworth>: A 1:10 figure of myself? I don't remember measuring my height, but ...
<Kay>: That's because I stole Mr. Edgeworth's height perfectly!
<Edgeworth>: I'm a little hesitant to say it in the orchestra hall, but let me just say one word.
<Kay>: "Objection!"
<Edgeworth>: Wha…? How did you --!
<Ema>: This must be the famous technique of the Great Thief, stealing the words right out of his mouth! How informative!
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<Edgeworth>: I have no plans today, so I will spend my time reading at a nearby coffee shop. Naturally, I want to relax on Sundays.
<Edgeworth>: I’m drinking high-quality black tea in a comfortable sunny place. Today is going to be a good day off.
<Edgeworth>: Speaking of which, the other day, a follower named “Wendy” greeted me here on Tweeter. I don’t know how to return messages, so I haven’t done so yet. Let me thank you here. Ms. Wendy, thank you for following me.
<Oldbag>: E… Edgey-pooooooo! I finally found youuuuuuu!
<Edgeworth>: Gah! What are you doing in this coffee shop ...!?
<Oldbag>: No way, Edgey-poo! Just now, didn’t you say this on Twitter? Didn’t you just say “Ms. Wendy, thank you”? You made this old lady so happy! I just ran around all the coffee shops and searched for you everywhere, Edgey-poo. The power of lo
<Edgeworth>: Do you talk too much to fit on Tweeter? So, “Wendy” was you! No matter how many coffee shops you visit, there’s no way you found me so easily… Are you hiding something?
<Oldbag>: If you say that without evidence, you’d tarnish the title of “prosecutor!” I have nothing to hide from my dearest Edgey-poo!
<Edgeworth>: Hmm… Even without evidence, if I read your reactions and feelings, I can expose the truth while only using my words.
<Oldbag>: Oh, I heard about this, Edgey-poo! Isn’t it called “Logic Chess”? I know everything about you, Edgey-poo!
<Edgeworth>: What do you mean by “I know everything?”
<Oldbag>: You see, it’s because I’m a security guard. Recently, because the whippersnapper who was there before me got fired, I was temporarily guarding the prosecutor’s office. At that time, I just so happened to see your address, Edgey-poo.
<Edgeworth>: …………… I didn’t even need to pull out information, and you’re already telling me the answer!
<Oldbag>: Oh. It was a slip of the tongue. I thought I would get to see Logic chess.
<Edgeworth>: Well, could you see it in Ace Attorney Investigations 2? Please excuse me, I have very important business to attend to.
<Oldbag>: You mentioned that you have no business today! Today, I will never let you go!
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<Edgeworth>: Ngh… That was quite the disaster today.
<Edgeworth>: I was too careful just because it was a holiday. I was neglecting my remarks and wasn’t vigilant of those around me ...
<Edgeworth>: Mm? Now “Tweeter” is showing something from “Wendy”. … “Sorry. - Wendy.” … I’m not going to respond to that!
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<Gumshoe>: Prosecutor Edgeworth, did you hear? Agent Lang is coming from the Republic of Zheng Fa!
<Edgeworth>: Hm. Is he also involved in an international case? I didn’t have the opportunity to talk to him for long the last time. If I have time, I’ll go greet him.
<Gumshoe>: The last incident was a difficult one. I couldn’t talk much with Agent Lang’s subordinates, either.
<Gumshoe>: There are 100 people who know about it.
<Edgeworth>: If you tried to talk to everyone, the sun would set before you did.
<Gumshoe>: To be honest, I gave up trying to remember my own face and name.
<Edgeworth>: That’s just being lazy!
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<Lang>: Yo, Mr. Prosecutor. It's strange to see you in a place like this.
<Edgeworth>: It's been a long time, Agent Lang. I never thought we would meet again at a restaurant like this.
<Lang>: I just happened to see this place while I was looking for somewhere I could go alone.
<Edgeworth>: Alone ...? That’s unusual for you. Aren’t you usually with your subordinates?
<Lang>: Well… Lang Zi says: “To know the feelings of a lone wolf, you should leave the pack.” Sometimes I do things on my own.
<Edgeworth>: Is that so? However, I see a contradiction right there on your table.
<Lang>: Hah! Is that the prosecutor’s famous “deduction”?
<Edgeworth>: For someone eating alone, you ordered a lot of “platters”, which seem to serve over twenty people.
<Lang>: Arooooooo! ‥‥Oops. It seems I have a habit of ordering too much. If you don’t mind, Mr. Prosecutor, would you take a little?
<Edgeworth>: It seems that you’re not very good at acting alone.
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<Kay>: Eh? Agent Lang’s coming here again?
<Edgeworth>: Ah, yes. Unlike before, though, it seems like he’s acting alone for some reason.
<Kay>: Isn’t that because it’s difficult to sneak around with too many people? It’s an important rule for a Great Thief!
<Edgeworth>: He is an “international investigator”, not a “Great Thief”. … Anyway, he seemed to come to this country for some purpose.
<Kay>: Then, we might meet him again at a crime scene.
<Edgeworth>: Even if we both desire to pursue the truth, our paths often run counter to each other. If I meet him in the field, we may argue.
<Kay>: That’s nice. I also want a rival that will change me as a person! Ahh… I wonder if they’re out there… the rival who wants to hunt down the Great Thief!
<Edgeworth>: If you want to be arrested so badly, ask Detective Gumshoe.
<Kay>: Ugh! You just don’t get it!
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<Kay>: It's finally February!
<Edgeworth>: Oh. So it is...
<Gumshoe>: I'm looking forward to February 3rd!
<Gumshoe>: At our police station, we will sow beans for the bean-throwing festival! February 3rd is a precious day when you can eat soybeans for free!
<Kay>: Every year, I challenge myself with how many beans I can throw! “Out with the demons, in with the fortune, and in with the Great Thief’s treasure!”
<Edgeworth>: Did you forget the most important thing?
<Kay>: I was just kidding! Of course I remember what’s happening February 3rd!
<Gumshoe>: There is no reason to forget the release date of Ace Attorney Investigations 2!
<Edgeworth>: Mm ... I hope.
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<Edgeworth>: It’s three days before the game goes on sale. I hope the followers look forward to it as well.
<Edgeworth>: Investigating in winter is necessary, even if it’s cold, and you can’t catch a cold before the game goes on sale. Ergo, please take proper measures against the cold.
<Edgeworth>: Speaking of which, Detective Gumshoe wears the same coat all year round. Doesn’t that get cold? Ah… maybe it’s just that his salary is too low to buy anything else.
<Edgeworth>: ……… Should I invite Detective Gumshoe for dinner? What little I know about his eating habits worries me. I don’t think he’d eat instant noodles in winter…
<Edgeworth>: There is a handmade udon restaurant near the prosecutor's office. The taste is satisfying for a reasonable price. ‥‥‥‥‥‥ Though, when it comes to inviting Detective Gumshoe, I shouldn’t limit myself to just noodles.
<Edgeworth>: Mm. I tweeted that it was only 3 days before the game’s release, but it was 2 days. I worked all night in the office yesterday. It seems my sense of time has gone haywire.
<Edgeworth>: What I tweeted then was contradictory… Pardon me. Thank you, followers who pointed that out.
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<Gumshoe>: This pork roast is delicious! This is my first one of the year!
<Edgeworth>: Detective Gumshoe. Stop eating while tweeting!
<Gumshoe>: I've been eating only plain pasta this year. I couldn’t help myself!
<Kay>: I could, but I still tweeted!
<Edgeworth>: It may not be instant ramen, but his eating habits are always in crisis.
<Gumshoe>: Ugh... every time I make a mistake while investigating, the cost of living becomes a crisis.
<Kay>: But the one who is in the most danger right now is Mr. Edgeworth, isn't it? I saw it in a commercial! He’s having his “biggest crisis!”
<Gumshoe>: I heard it too ... What kind of mistake did you make, sir?
<Edgeworth>: Don’t compare me to you! I don’t know what it is, but I’m not afraid of any crisis. No matter what happens, I simply do what I think is right.
<Kay>: As expected of Mr. Edgeworth! Well, you can always count on this Great Thief to help you in an emergency!
<Gumshoe>: Of course, I will help too! If you want to manage your living expenses in a crisis, sir, just leave it to me!
<Edgeworth>: First, could you try helping me as a detective?
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<Kay>: By the way, Mr. Edgeworth, what kind of person is your father?
<Edgeworth>: … Why would you suddenly ask such a question?
<Kay>: I just asked Mr. Shields. He said your father was a very good person! I also respect my dad, so I was a little curious about yours.
<Edgeworth>: When I was a child, he was someone I highly respected, and… the kind of man I aspired to be.
<Kay>: Huh? Is it different now?
<Edgeworth>: ……… About that… It’s difficult to explain. If you want to know the answer, please wait until tomorrow.
<Kay>: I see! The answer is hidden in Ace Attorney Investigations 2. I’ll be sure to steal the truth about Mr. Edgeworth!
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<Kay>: Gummy! Please decorate it from the right side!
<Gumshoe>: Here it is! Oh no, the decoration fell!
<Edgeworth>: What are you doing in my office in the middle of my workday?
<Gumshoe>: I’m off duty, but since today’s the eve of the release date, I’m preparing a party!
<Kay>: It's almost time to tweet! Mr. Edgeworth, please work and just ignore us!
<Edgeworth>: If you truly want that, then please stop climbing on my desk. … I’ll finish work soon, so please wait until then.
<Kay>: Eh! Are you going to help us?
<Edgeworth>: I would like to celebrate.
<Gumshoe>: That’s helpful, sir! Then, I’ll be sitting on the sofa and waiting until it’s time!
<Edgeworth>: ‥‥‥‥‥‥‥ Just wait in the corridor.
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<Gumshoe>: Cheers for the release of Ace Attorney Investigations 2!
<Edgeworth>: Hmm ... This party for the eve of the release is rather nice.
<Kay>: Ehehe. Tomorrow, we’ll give it our all!
<Edgeworth>: Umm. Thank you very much.
<Kay>: This is the last of our tweets ... It's a little regrettable.
<Edgeworth>: But I’m glad I had this opportunity to directly express my gratitude for the week. Those who were watching our tweets… let me thank you again.
<Gumshoe>: I still have something to talk about, but we’re already out of time!
<Kay>: But the eve of the release has only just begun! After this, you can talk to the development staff of “Ace Attorney Investigations 2” directly!
<Gumshoe>: Oh! Is that the plan?
<Kay>: I’m certain, because it’s information I stole from Capcom! It seems like it will start around 18:00!
<Edgeworth>: I do have a lot to ask, but let's leave that to the followers. Well then, excuse us for now.
<Edgeworth>: If you have any questions for the development staff, please quickly send them in!
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Translation notes first:
The localized foods are as follows:
dorayaki -> Samurai Dogs (since Missile also has a habit of eating those, though I don’t believe the original was dorayaki?)
somen -> instant ramen
katsudon -> pork roast
shirataki -> plain pasta
The “bean-throwing festival” is Setsubun, a festival where you toss soybeans and eat some in order to toss out bad luck and bring in good luck (to my understanding, please correct me if I’m wrong). What Kay said (minus the Great Thief part) is one translation of a phrase you shout while throwing the beans. I obviously gave up on trying to localize this.
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Original Japanese (minus breaks):
〈ミツルギ〉:『逆転検事2 発売直前記念』として、私が日頃思っていることを“つぶやく”ように言われたのだが‥‥どうすればいいのだろうか?
〈ミクモ〉:ダメですよミツルギさん!まずは自己紹介からしないと!
〈ミツルギ〉:ム。紹介が遅れてすまない。私の名前は御剣怜侍、地方検事局で検事をしている。ミクモくんに教えてもらったのだが、これが“ついたー”というものなのだな。
〈ミクモ〉:違いますよ!“ツイッター”ですってば!
〈ミツルギ〉:“ついったー”か。こういったアレは、あまり得意ではないのだが‥‥。
〈ミクモ〉:まあまあ。逆転検事2も発売間近ですし、ミツルギさんも言いたいことい��ぱいあるでしょ?
〈ミツルギ〉:ム。確かにこういった機会は少ないから貴重ではあるな。
〈ミクモ〉:それじゃ、この大ドロボウ・一条美雲ちゃんが、つぶやく面白さをミツルギさんに教えちゃいますよー!
〈ミツルギ〉:そちらはあまり興味がないが‥‥まあいいだろう。それよりミクモくん。そろそろ仕事を始めたいのだが?
〈ミクモ〉:はーい! それじゃ、また後で遊びに来ますね!
〈ミツルギ〉:(まあ、気になったことがあれば気軽につぶやくとするか)
〈ミクモ〉:ミツルギさん‥‥。心の声がつぶやきに出てますよ!興味津々じゃないですか!
〈ミツルギ〉:なッ!ついったー‥‥あなどれんな。
〈ミツルギ〉:もう12時か‥‥優雅にランチといきたいところだが、そうもいかないようだ。先ほど刑事から新たな事件の報告が入ったのでな。いま、現場に向かっているところだ。
〈ミツルギ〉:イトノコギリ刑事は、“大事な物をなくした”と慌てていたようだが‥‥どうせたいした物ではないだろう。��まは捜査に集中するべきだ。現場に隠された真実を知るには、入念な捜査を必要とする。デスクワークだけでは分からないことも多いのだ。
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥現場に到着だ。ム?被害者の近くに“えんぴつ”が落ちているようだな。
〈ミツルギ〉:情報同士の共通点を探す。それこそが《ロジック》を追うということだ。逆転検事2でも《ロジック》を組み立てることが捜査の重要なカギを握っている。現場に残された“えんぴつ”と“イトノコギリ刑事がなくした物”‥‥2つの情報から導き出せる答えは1つ。
〈ミツルギ〉:イトノコギリ刑事!キミが無くしたというえんぴつが見つかったようだ。‥‥現場に余計な証拠品を残さないように。
〈ミツルギ〉:ふむ‥‥‥‥ようやく現場の真実が見えてきた。この事件は早急に解決できそうだ。
〈ミクモ〉:こんばんわ!約束通り遊びにきましたよ!
〈イトノコ〉:いらっしゃいッス!ミクモちゃん!
〈ミクモ〉:あれ?ノコちゃんもツイッターやってるんだ?
〈イトノコ〉:刑事仲間の間でも流行ってるッスよ。フォロワーもどんどん増えて、うれしい限りッス!
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥“フォロワー”とは何なのだろうか?
〈イトノコ〉:えーと。自分のつぶやきを読んでくれる人たちのことッス。簡単に説明すると“トモダチの輪”って感じッスかねえ。
〈ミクモ〉:このつぶやきを見てくれている人たちも、たくさんいるみたいですよ!えへへ。なんだかうれしいですね!
〈ミツルギ〉:ふむ。トモダチの輪‥‥か。少々恥ずかしくもあるが、ありがたいことだな。
〈ミクモ〉:うーん。フォロワーとトモダチとはちょっと違うような気もしますケド‥‥。ま。喜んでいるみたいなのでいいや!
〈ミツルギ〉:明日も“ついったー”で、フォロワーに恥じぬ時間を過ごすとしよう。
〈イトノコ〉:お待ちしてたッスよ!御剣検事!
〈ミツルギ〉:ム。おはようイトノコギリ刑事。私よりはやく裁判所に着くとはめずらしいな。
〈イトノコ〉:フォロワーのみんなに、カッコ悪いとこを見せられないッスからね!遅刻しないように、昨夜は夕飯を抜いておいたッスよ。
〈ミツルギ〉:夕飯を抜くのと早起きをするのに、何の関係があるというのだ。
〈イトノコ〉:すさまじい“腹時計”で、朝ご飯の時間に目覚めることが出来るッス!
〈ミツルギ〉:(問題が多すぎて、指摘する気にもなれん。‥‥ここはあえて黙っているとしよう)
〈イトノコ〉:御剣検事‥‥。心の声のつぶやきが自分にも見えるの、分かってやってるッスよね‥‥?
〈ミツルギ〉:そろそろ開廷の時間だ。余計なセンサクをしていないで、法廷に向かうぞ。
〈ミクモ〉:みなさんこんにちは!大ドロボウ・ヤタガラスこと一条美雲です。ふっふっふ‥‥実はいま、傍聴席にいるんですよ!敵情視察も兼ねて、ミツルギさんとノコちゃんの法廷姿を見ておこうと思って!
〈ミクモ〉:あ!ミツルギさんがまた『異議あり!』って叫んでる!今日はこれで5回目ですねー。相手の弁護士さんも汗だらだら流してますよ。裁判官の木槌も激しくなってます!えーとなになに?“法廷内でのつぶやきは却下しま‥‥す?”え。ちょ、ちょっと!
〈ミクモ〉:ううう‥‥‥‥法廷内から追い出されちゃいました。さすがは逆転検事2の新ライバル“水鏡 秤”さん!優しそうな裁判官だと思ってユダンしていました。
〈ミクモ〉:これは思わぬ強敵ですよ!ミツルギさん、大丈夫かなあ‥‥?
〈ミツルギ〉:ミクモくん。今日は一体傍聴席で何をしていたのだ。
〈イトノコ〉:法廷から追い出されるミクモちゃんを見て、ビックリしたッスよ!
〈ミクモ〉:まさかつぶやきが禁止とは思いませんでした‥‥。大ドロボウとして、一生の不覚です!
〈ミツルギ〉:後悔するヒマがあるのなら、法廷のルールについてもう少し学んでおきたまえ。
〈ミクモ〉:どうせ退廷させられるのなら、もっとカッコ良く立ち去りたかったです!大ドロボウとしては!
〈イトノコ〉:‥‥そっちで後悔しているとは思わなかったッス。
〈ミクモ〉:それはともかく! 今日はもうお仕事終わりなんですよね?
〈ミツルギ〉:今日の法廷で仕事は一段落ついたからな。気持ちよく休日をむかえられそうだ。
〈ミクモ〉:せっかくだから、いまから3人で遊びに行きましょうよ!ボーリングとかカラオケとか‥‥ゲームセンターとか!
〈ミツルギ〉:いや‥‥私はそういったものはあまり得意ではないのだが。
〈イトノコ〉:まあまあ。金曜日の夜はパーッと遊んで、仕事の疲れを癒すものッスよ!映画とかもいいッスねえ!
〈ミクモ〉:今週もお仕事お疲れ様でした!さあさあ。遊びに行きましょう!
〈ミツルギ〉:まったく。いまのキミたちには何を言ってもムダのようだな。‥‥せめて、映画にしてくれたまえ。
〈イトノコ〉:土曜日の朝は散歩日和ッスねえ!ミサイル。体力作りとミサイルの訓練も兼ねて、たまに一緒に散歩してるッスよ。御剣検事の“パートナー”として、逆転検事2では自分も役に立ちたいッスからね!
〈イトノコ〉:金属探知機を使った捜査やミサイルとの連携なら、誰にも負けないッス!ねー。ミサイル!ん?何か気になるニオイでもあるッスか?ああああッ!ミ、ミサイルが走って行っちまったッス!ミサイルは食べ物のニオイがすると突っ走っちゃうッスよ。
〈イトノコ〉:こうなったら自分もニオイを頼りに追いかけるしか!こっちも捜査のプロッスからね!うぅ‥‥‥‥‥‥さっそく見失っちまったッス。こうなったら、ミサイルが好きなお菓子を用意しておびきよせるッス!‥‥本末転倒な気もするッスけど‥‥。
〈ミクモ〉:警察犬にしておくには惜しいですね、ミサイル。まさか大ドロボウから“どら焼き”を盗み食いするなんて‥‥!せっかく、あかねちゃんと2人で食べようとしてたのになあ。
〈イトノコ〉:おどろかせてすまねッス。ところで、さっきは2人で何をしてたッスか?落ち葉をこんなに集めて‥‥。
〈アカネ〉:ヒゾウのカガク薬品でおこした火を利用して、あったか~い “焼きどら焼き”を作ろうかと!
〈イトノコ〉:え。カガク薬品ッスか‥‥?ミミミミミサイル!お腹の調子は悪くないッスか!
〈ミクモ〉:大丈夫だよ!火をおこす前に食べられちゃったから。
〈イトノコ〉:ほっ。だったら良かったッス。
〈ミツルギ〉:ぜんぜん良くないだろう。カガク薬品を使って、公共の場で火遊びなど。あかねさん。カガクの研究は大事ですが、ほどほどにしていただきたい。
〈アカネ〉:はい!ほどほどにします!ところで、どこかにお出かけですか?
〈ミツルギ〉:ええ。少し用事がありまして‥‥。あまり時間がないので、失礼します。
〈ミクモ〉:‥‥ミツルギさん、どこに行くんだろうね?
〈アカネ〉:ふっふっふ。そんなときは足跡を辿ればいいんですよ!ほどほどにカガクの力を使って!
〈ミクモ〉:よーし!ほどほどに尾行しましょう!
〈イトノコ〉:2人とも‥‥ほどほどの使い方がおかしい気がするッス。
〈ミクモ〉:あの圧倒的なスケール!涙なしには語れません!オーケストラコンサートなんて初めてです!
〈アカネ〉:金管楽器の力強い音と、木管楽器の華麗な旋律!音のカガク変化を起こすことで、音楽は作られているんですね‥‥。
〈ミツルギ〉:うム。この日を楽しみにしていたかいがあったというものだ。‥‥まさか、キミたちまでついてくるとは思わなかったがな。
〈ミクモ〉:ノコちゃんにも聞かせてあげたかったな−。ミサイルの散歩があるから、一緒に来られなかったんですよね。
〈ミツルギ〉:刑事には、サウンドトラックCD「オーケストラ・アレンジ楽曲集 〜奏でられし逆転〜」を聞かせるとしよう。いまからでもイーカプコンで予約出来るだろう。
〈アカネ〉:あたしはもちろん予約済みです!御剣検事さんの“1/10フィギュア”もバッチリゲットしますよ!
〈ミツルギ〉:私の1/10フィギュア?身長などを測られた覚えはないが‥‥。
〈ミクモ〉:そりゃもう、わたしがミツルギさんの情報をバッチリ盗んでおきましたからね!
〈ミツルギ〉:オーケストラホールで言うのはいささかためらわれるが‥‥一言だけ、言わせていただこう。
〈ミクモ〉:“異議あり!”‥‥ってね!
〈ミツルギ〉:な‥‥なぜキミが言うのだ!
〈アカネ〉:これが有名な大ドロボウの技“言葉を盗む”ですね。勉強になります!
〈ミツルギ〉:今日は特に予定が入っていない。近くの喫茶店で読書をして過ごすとしよう。‥‥さすがに、日曜日ぐらいは落ち着いて過ごしたいからな。
〈ミツルギ〉:心地よい日の当たる場所で、上質の紅茶を飲む‥‥。今日は良い休日になりそうだ。
〈ミツルギ〉:そういえば、先日“カオルさん”というフォロワーから、ついったーでアイサツされたのだが‥‥。アイサツを返す方法が分からなかったので、まだ返せていないのだ。ここで改めて礼を言わせていただこう。カオルさん、フォローしていただき感謝する。
〈オバチャン〉:ミ‥‥ミッちゃぁああん!やっと見つけたよぉおおお!
〈ミツルギ〉:ぐッ!ど、どうしてあなたがこの喫茶店に‥‥!
〈オバチャン〉:やだよミッちゃん!こないだこのツイッターとやらでアイサツしたじゃないか。さっきも“カオルさん、感謝する。”って言って���れただろう?オバチャンうれしくなっちゃってねえ。ついついそこいらの喫茶店を巡ってミッちゃんを探しちまったのさ。愛のチカラっ
〈ミツルギ〉:は、早口すぎて“ついーと”におさまっていないではないか!しかも、“カオルさん”とは‥‥‥‥あなたのことだったのか!いくら喫茶店を巡ったといっても、こんなにカンタンに見つかるワケはない。‥‥何か隠していることがあるのではないか?
〈オバチャン〉:ミッちゃんったら、証拠もないのにそんなこと言っちゃ検事の名がすたれちゃうよ!オバチャンがミッちゃんに隠し事なんてするわけないじゃないのサ!
〈ミツルギ〉:フッ‥‥証拠品がなくとも、あなたの反応や感情を読み取り“言葉のみ”で真実を引き出してみせよう。
〈オバチャン〉:ああ。それならオバチャンも聞いたよ、ミッちゃん!《ロジックチェス》っていうヤツだろ?オバチャン、ミッちゃんのことなら何でも知ってるんだからね!
〈ミツルギ〉:“何でも知っている?”‥‥とはどういうことだろうか?
〈オバチャン〉:ほら。オバチャン警備員だからさ。このあいだ、前に勤めてた子がクビになったっていうから臨時で検事局の警備をしてたんだヨ。そのときにミッちゃんの住所がたまたま目に入っちゃって���。
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥‥‥こちらから情報を引き出すまでもなく、自分で答えを言っているではないか!
〈オバチャン〉:あら。つい口が滑っちまったヨ。せっかくロジックチェスが見られると思ったのに残念だねえ。
〈ミツルギ〉:そ、それは逆転検事2で見ていただけないだろうか。私は用事があるので失礼する!
〈オバチャン〉:今日は用事がないってつぶやいてたじゃないか!今日という今日は、オバチャン絶対に逃がさないヨッ!
〈ミツルギ〉:く‥‥今日はさんざんな目にあった。
〈ミツルギ〉:休日だからといって気を抜きすぎていたな。自分の発言や周囲の警戒を怠っていたとは‥‥。
〈ミツルギ〉:ム?また“カオルさん”から私あてに“ついーと”が来ているな。『残念無念 カオル』‥‥と言われても、断じて誘いに乗るつもりはない!
〈イトノコ〉:御剣検事、聞いたッスか?ロウ捜査官が西鳳民国から来ているみたいッスよ!
〈ミツルギ〉:ほう。また国際的な事件に関わっているのだろうか。彼とはあまりゆっくり話す機会が無かったからな。時間があればアイサツぐらいは行くとしよう。
〈イトノコ〉:前回の事件は大変だったッスからねー。自分も、ロウ捜査官の部下の皆さんとはあんまり話せなかったッス。
〈イトノコ〉:なんせ知ってるだけでも100名はいるッスからねえ。
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥全員と話そうとすれば、日が暮れてしまうだろうな。
〈イトノコ〉:正直、顔と名前を覚えるのもあきらめたッス。
〈ミツルギ〉:すべてをあきらめているではないか!
〈ロウ〉:よう。検事さん。こんなところで会うとはキグウだな。
〈ミツルギ〉:久しぶりだな、ロウ捜査官。まさか、このような飲食店で再会するとは思わなかったが。
〈ロウ〉:どっか1人で落ち着ける店を探してたら、たまたまここが目に入ったんでな。
〈ミツルギ〉:1人‥‥?キミにしてはめずらしいではないか。いつもの部下たちは一緒ではないのだろうか?
〈ロウ〉:まあな‥‥。狼子、曰く!“単独犯の気持ちを知るには、群れを離れるべし”ってな。オレだって1人になるときはあるさ。
〈ミツルギ〉:ほう?��が、それにしてはキミのテーブルにはムジュンがあるようだ。
〈ロウ〉:ハッ!検事さんお得意の“推理”ってやつかい?
〈ミツルギ〉:1人で食べるにしては、注文した料理は“大皿”ばかりで、量はどう見ても20人以上に見えるのだが?
〈ロウ〉:うおおおッ!‥‥しまった。いつものクセでつい頼みすぎちまったようだ。よければ検事さん、少しもらってくれねえか?
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥1人で行動するのは、あまり得意ではないようだな。
〈ミクモ〉:ええ!ロウさん、またこっちに来てるんですか?
〈ミツルギ〉:ああ。以前と違い、なぜか1人で行動していたようだ。
〈ミクモ〉:それは、やっぱり大人数だと忍び込むのが難しくなるからじゃないですか?大ドロボウの鉄則です!
〈ミツルギ〉:彼は“国際捜査官”だろう。‥‥なんにせよ、彼には目的があってこの国に来ているようだったな。
〈ミクモ〉:それじゃ、また現場で会うかもしれませんねー。
〈ミツルギ〉:真実を追い求める気持ちは同じでも、時にはぶつかることもある。もし現場で出会うことがあれば、戦うことになるかもしれないな。
〈ミクモ〉:いいなあ。わたしも自分を高めてくれるようなライバルが欲しいです。ハア‥‥どこかにいないかなあ。大ドロボウを追い詰める好敵手!
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥逮捕されたいのなら、イトノコギリ刑事にでも頼みたまえ。
〈ミクモ〉:もう!そういうことじゃないんです!
〈ミクモ〉:ようやく2月になりましたね!
〈ミツルギ〉:ああ。いよいよだな‥‥。
〈イトノコ〉:2月3日が楽しみッス!
〈イトノコ〉:ウチの警察署では、節分の豆まきをやるッス!2月3日は、タダで大豆が食べられる貴重な日ッスよ!
〈ミクモ〉:わたしは毎年、投げられる豆をどれだけ受け取れるか挑戦してるんですよ!“鬼は外、福は内、大ドロボウは盗み”って感じで!
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥一番大事なことを、忘れているのではないだろうか?
〈ミクモ〉:冗談ですってば!2月3日といえば、もちろんアレですよね!
〈イトノコ〉:逆転検事2の発売日を忘れるワケないッス!
〈ミツルギ〉:ム‥‥ならばいいのだが。
〈ミツルギ〉:発売まであと3日。フォロワーの方々も楽しみに待っていてくれたまえ。
〈ミツルギ〉:冬場の捜査は、寒くてかなわないな‥‥。発売前に風邪を引くわけにはいかん。しっかり防寒対策をしなければな。
〈ミツルギ〉:そういえば、イトノコギリ刑事は年中同じコートを着ているが、寒くないのだろうか‥‥。ああ‥‥単に、給与が下がりすぎて買えないだけかもしれないな。
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥‥‥夕食はイトノコギリ刑事でも誘うとするか。彼の食生活は、はた目から見ていても不安になる。まさか冬にそうめんを食べていることはないだろうが‥‥。
〈ミツルギ〉:検事局の近くに手打ちのうどん屋がある。リーズナブルな値段の割に、味も満足のいくものだ。‥‥‥‥いかん。イトノコギリ刑事を誘うとなると、ついつい麺類にばかり考えがいってしまうな。
〈ミツルギ〉:ム。さきほど発売まであと3日とつぶやいたのだが、発売日はあさって‥‥あと2日だったか。昨夜は、執務室で徹夜仕事だったのでな。日付の感覚が狂ってしまったようだ。
〈ミツルギ〉:私としたことが、つぶやきが“ムジュン”していたとは‥‥失礼した。指摘してくれたフォロワーの方、感謝する。
〈イトノコ〉:カツ丼美味いッスぅううう!今年初めてのトンカツッスよ!
〈ミツルギ〉:イトノコギリ刑事。つぶやきながら食べるのはやめたまえ!
〈イトノコ〉:自分、今年は水炊き鍋で“しらたき”ばかり食べてたッスからねー。
思わず叫んじまったッス!
〈ミクモ〉:叫んだんじゃなく、つぶやきですけどね!
〈ミツルギ〉:ソーメンではなかったが、彼の食生活はいつも危機的状況だな。
〈イトノコ〉:うう‥‥捜査で失敗するたびに、生活費がピンチになるッスからね‥‥。
〈ミクモ〉:でも、いま一番危機が迫っているのは、ミツルギさんのほうなんじゃ?
CMで見ましたよ!“最大のピンチ”だって。
〈イトノコ〉:自分も聞いたッスよ‥‥。いったい、どんな失敗をしちゃったッスか!
〈ミツルギ〉:キミと一緒にしないでくれたまえ!
身に覚えはないが‥‥ピンチを恐れていても仕方がないだろう。
私は、自分の信じる道を行くだけだ。
〈ミクモ〉:さっすがミツルギさん!いざとなったらわたしも力を貸しますからね。大ドロボウとして!
〈イトノコ〉:もちろん自分もッス!ピンチな時の生活費のやりくりならお任せッス!
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥せめて、刑事として力を貸してもらえないだろうか。
〈ミクモ〉:そういえば。ミツルギさんのお父さんって、どんな人なんですか?
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥なぜ、いきなりそんな質問を?
〈ミクモ〉:さっき信楽さんに聞いたんですよ。ミツルギさんのお父さんは、すごく立派な人だったって!わたしもお父さんを尊敬してたから、ちょっと気になっちゃって。
〈ミツルギ〉:幼い頃の私にとっては、尊敬すべき相手であり‥‥目標でもあった。
〈ミクモ〉:あれ?いまは違うんですか?
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥‥‥どうだろうな。一言で説明するのは難しい。この答えを知りたいのならば、明日まで待ってくれたまえ。
〈ミクモ〉:なるほど!逆転検事2に真実が隠されている‥‥と。ミツルギさんの真実、私が盗んじゃいますよ!
〈ミクモ〉:ノコちゃん!そっちの飾りは、もっと右よりでお願い!
〈イトノコ〉:こっちッスね!あ、飾りが落ちたッス!
〈ミツルギ〉:昼間から、人の執務室で何をしているのだ。
〈イトノコ〉:今日は非番ッスからね!明日の発売日に向けて、前夜祭の準備をしてるッスよ!
〈ミクモ〉:そろそろ、つぶやく時間もなくなって来ましたからね!
ミツルギさんは気にせず仕事をしててください!
〈ミツルギ〉:そう思うのなら、机の上にのぼるのはやめていただきたい。
‥‥もう少しで仕事が片付くから、それまで待っていたまえ。
〈ミクモ〉:え!ミツルギさんも手伝ってくれるんですか?
〈ミツルギ〉:私とて祝いたい気持ちはあるのだ。
〈イトノコ〉:助かるッス!
それじゃ時間までソファーに座って待ってるッスよ!
〈ミツルギ〉:‥‥‥‥‥‥廊下で遊んでいてくれないだろうか。
〈イトノコ〉:逆転検事2発売に向けて、乾杯ッス!
〈ミツルギ〉:フッ‥‥前夜祭というのも良いものだな。
〈ミクモ〉:えへへ。明日には、わたしたちのカツヤクをお見せできるんですね!
〈ミツルギ〉:うム。感慨深いモノがあるな。
〈ミクモ〉:わたしたちのつぶやきも、これで最後になるんですね‥‥ちょっと名残惜しいです。
〈ミツルギ〉:だが一週間のあいだ、このような機会をいただけて良かった。直接、感謝を伝えることが出来るのだからな。私たちのつぶやきを見ていた方々。‥‥あらためて礼を言わせていただこう。
〈イトノコ〉:まだまだ話したいことはあるッスけど、もう時間ッスからね!
〈ミクモ〉:でも、まだ前夜祭は始まったばかりですよ!なんと!このあと「逆転検事2」の開発スタッフに直接質問ができちゃうんです!
〈イトノコ〉:へえ!そんな企画があるッスか!
〈ミクモ〉:カプコンから盗んできた情報だから、確実ですよ!18時ぐらいから始まるそうです!
〈ミツルギ〉:私としても聞きたいことはたくさんあるのだが‥‥そこはフォロワーの方々に任せるとしよう。それでは、私たちはこれで失礼する。
〈ミツルギ〉:開発スタッフに聞きたいことがあれば、どんどん追及してくれたまえ!
#ace attorney#aai2#(no spoilers though!)#miles edgeworth#kay faraday#detective gumshoe#my posts#really hoping there isn't some egregious error in there hahaha!#also hoping someone appreciates it half as much as I do#but even if no one does this was fun to look at
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Fushimi working in the service by remove graffiti. He hates one of the street artists who signs himself with the nickname HV or Yatagarasu. He can't hand over the completed work to the boss: a painted-over wall near Homra's bar, because graffiti appears again and again. One day, instead of random graffiti, he sees a portrait of himself. And he intends to find this artist at any cost.
Every day Fushimi cleans off graffiti and every day Yata makes more just to spite him :P Maybe Fushimi's working for like some police department which has been put in charge of removing a bunch of graffiti around the city, police chief Munakata thinks it would be like a nice gesture to show they are trying to 'clean up' the streets (pause while Munakata waits to be congratulated on his amazing pun). Fushimi is not particularly thrilled to be assigned to this job, like it's stupid menial work and why does he have to waste time cleaning up the mess made by random hooligans. Say he's recovering from some on the job type injury though and that's why he gets the assignment, since it's nice and slow paced.
So Fushimi heads down into the city and starts cleaning up the first graffiti he sees. There's a bunch of stuff by some delinquent group calling themselves 'Homra,' they've tagged a bunch of buildings and walls and such. As Fushimi's cleaning Yata happens to be skateboarding by and sees him, he's immediately like who the hell is that cleaning up all our awesome art. Yata mistakes Fushimi for some random do-gooder and he actually runs up like what the hell are you doing huh, that stuff is art, and Fushimi clicks his tongue and says he's an officer here to clean up the mess that's becoming a public menace. Yata has an 'oh shit' moment when he realizes he's talking to a cop while Fushimi goes on complaining about this stupid graffiti and what kind of idiot would call this art anyway. Yata can't help but be defensive and he says he thinks it's pretty cool, Fushimi rolls his eyes derisively and says it looks like a kid did it, like look at this stupid bird picture tagged with the name 'Yatagarasu,' that even sounds like a kiddy name. Yata very nearly gives himself away and then stumbles over his words as he's like Yatagarasu is one of the best artists around here you know. Fushimi gets suspicious and asks why Yata's so interested anyway, Yata says he just lives around here and likes looking at the art, that's all. Fushimi asks his name and Yata ends up grudgingly gritting out '...Misaki' because he thinks saying his last name will give away who he is and he'll get arrested. Fushimi gets this crooked grin as he's like Misaki huh and Yata tells him to shut up.
The next day Fushimi goes back to the city to work and finds that half his cleaning has been undone and Yatagarasu has made this big obnoxious mural all over one of the walls he cleaned yesterday. Fushimi scowls and is like what a kid as he starts to clean again. Yata skates by with a grin, noting that it looks like more cool art sprung up huh, Fushimi calls it childish again and Yata's like oh yeah what kind of art would you make then. Fushimi says he doesn't have any interest in art and Yata thinks that's stupid, art is amazing how could you not like art. Fushimi says he doesn't care about things that can't be compiled into data and Yata thinks that's really depressing, Fushimi says it's none of his business.
Fushimi cleans Yata's mural off again and now Yata is not only motivated to do more graffiti to spite him but also because he really wants that stuck up cop to admit that his art is good. Yata starts doing even more graffiti than normal, all these big wild pieces and Fushimi keeps coming to clean them up and he refuses to admit that he likes any of it at all. Yata meanwhile goes from complaining about how much he hates that guy Fushimi all the time to becoming more interested in him, like they start talking more and Yata realizes that Fushimi's like no one he's ever met before and he's actually kinda cool in his own way.
Yata really wants to make something Fushimi will like and finally he convinces Kusanagi to let him use the wall of Bar Homra so he has permission and Fushimi can't clean it off. Yata agonizes over what to paint and finally he just starts doing this picture of Fushimi but it's like Fushimi the way Yata sees him, all gloomy and stuck up but also really cool and kinda sad too, someone that Yata can't seem to stop wanting to see and talk to. The next day Fushimi shows up and sees the art and he's struck silent as Yata skates out of the shadows and wonders if he finally made some art that got Fushimi speechless.
#sarumi#Talking K#Fushimi probably kinda suspected for a while though#Yata asks how he liked the picture and Fushimi looks away#Yata says he thinks it's his best work yet#bc he's never done art *for* someone before but this time he put his whole heart into it#and finally Fushimi mumbles '...it's nice'#no one's ever seen him that way before or looked at him like a piece of art
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Megaten Furbait compilation
A list of myth characters that were depicted as animals or animals with anthropomorphic features in the Megami Tensei series that have some level of appeal to furries.
Birds, reptiles and other species included.
Now let’s start!
Garuda
Kaneko designed very, very few humanoid birds (even less featuring actual beaks) so Garuda is a big win to me. I love his playful pose from the first artwork combined with the big thigh exposition.
Anzu
The curly beard and the shining brown skin really give him an extra attractiveness.
Kabuso
I fell in love with this little fellow at first sight. The way he just looks down and has a “tch!” expression like he’s mocking you.
Anubis
I don’t pay much attention to Anubis since he’s depicted in essentially the same way in a lot of other media. His slender and sophisticated figure is still mesmerizing to stare regardless.
Quetzalcoatl
I tend to prefer his human form but Quetz’s dragon form isn’t half-bad. His pissed face like he’s mad at you for eating the last piece of ham from the fridge.
Baphomet
This goat has his horn on fire and has something sticking out of his crotch! He’s up to no good! Now that I think about it, the sword and the shield must symbolize his hermaphroditism.
Behemoth
He looks at you the same way a pregnant mother would do to her lover.
Gagyson
I’m not fond of demons with a lot of random features all over them. I forgive Gagyson because he’s bird-like and is cackling maniacally.
Neko Shogun
Is he a demon or a toy? SO FRIGGIN’ CUTE! I LOVE YOU, DAMNIT!
Hanuman
A dignified old man doing yoga. Check out the little golden monkey in his armor.
Heqet
This froggie looks so happy to see you! She’s like a character that came straight from Animal Crossing.
Dormath
Not very furry-like but at least she’s worth more than Nekomata. She looks comfy to hug. Be careful or she’ll hit you with a Macca Beam though.
Ose
There it is... the most insane furbait of the list. This fucker tricks you into thinking he’s covering himself but as soon as you look at him from behind you find out he’s been walking around with his ass completely bare. It’s like he’s tainting you to look at it. Don’t even get me started at his Hallel form.
Chironnupu
BABY YOU’RE SO CUTE!!! His tongue imitating perfectly the way a dog pants cheerfully when its owner is close!!!
Hecate
A personal favorite. As soon as you summon her, she gets ready to push you onto the bed and peg your ass.
Shesha
Shesha’s battles aren’t something exciting to remember about but I truly do like his enormous snake body. Too bad you couldn’t summon him in this state.
Fomorian
If you are into hunks, Fomorian is just your dude. Remind him not to skip leg day though.
Amon
This guy definitely fucks. Beware of his ridiculously long arms.
Ganesha
I wanna touch his fat nipples and his bellybutton.
Basilisk
Such a jolly little creature! It’s like a Pokémon!
Jambavan
He seems way less scary once you realize he’s a bear.
Gryphon
I wanna pull his big tail and see him screaming agonishingly. Apparently his meat is quite tasty.
Azumi
Azumi might be JUST YOUR THING if you liked The Shape of Water. I wonder if her mouth is too rough to kiss.
Pazuzu
There’s something that awakens in me when I stare at his happy trail.
Kuda, Inugami and Makami
L O N G
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Wu Kong
I like his personality in the games a lot. A troublesome kid that speaks brashly.
Girimehkala
I wanna touch his fat nipples and bel-oh wait, I already said this to Ganesha.
Cait Sith
Look at his stupidass huge boots. I love this guy.
Nalagiri
I’m not enthusiastic about elephants in general but Kaneko sure draws them in a way that makes me captivated. I like how this one feels gritty and muscular contrasting the chubby ones.
Suparna
The pre-evolution of Garuda. Very majestic. I love the extension thingies from his crown.
Mushussu
The little snark with his tongue while looking at the viewer. It’s the little details that count.
Mezuki
I hate horses. I truly truly hate horses. I’m fond of this one for some reason however. Maybe it’s the fanged teeth? Or the cute braids?
Tao Tie
You don’t wanna get on this fluffy fella’s bad side.
Kobold
I like how this Kobold has quite some feminine figure. Small hips and big boobs.
Illuyanka
A body of water shaped into a masked dragon. Kaneko really nailed on the execution of this one.
Orias
I truly don’t care about Orias but his old artwork is funny. He’s tied to his horse as if both were a present.
Hachidaiou
A rare one! And it’s a turtle! Does his shell only cover his back?
Seth
Despite his major villain profile in the lore, his personality in the negotiations sums up as “big moe beast that loves lettuce”.
Mithra
"Bro” “What is it, bro” “I tied myself all over you bro” “B-bro...”
Chi You
I know it’s just his spear but the shadow makes it seems he’s wearing high heels.
Tangata Manu
Tangata Manu is so cartoonishly weird to the point it’s adorable. Look how shitty his wings are. Poor guy.
Senri
Furry milfs stretching? Furry milfs stretching, anyone?
Makara
Makara in Dx2 is friggin adorable. I often forget it’s supposed to be from the Dragon race because of its little Bambi head.
Heavenly Generals
Kaneko the absolute madman designed the twelve chinese zodiac animals as boss enemies. THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME HAIRSTYLE.
Kikimora
I love chickens but she doesn’t resemble one enough to be endearing on this aspect to me. I like the ‘creepy creature in domestic clothes’ image though. She even helps you with housework if she feels you’re hard-working enough!
Vasuki
This one knows he’s a bastard and is fully delighted with it.
Hresvelgr
His cute expression sure makes bird lovers like myself fall to our knees.
Cerberus
Everyone’s favorite doggie! Regardless of how generic Cerberus ends up becoming in later games, his role as Nakajima’s loyal partner or our lovely Pascal the dog makes me quite fond of him.
Kamapua’a
A pig with a cape! A PIG WITH A CAPE!
Fafnir
I keep thinking of that mission in Strange Journey where you had to casually ask Fafnir for a piece of his body. Since he’s all made of metal, I guess letting someone else borrow your leg wouldn’t hurt you.
Samael
I never got to properly use one yet in the games but I'm super fond of his design. The color palette is one of my favorites.
Yatagarasu
no talk with me im angy
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Quarta330 returns to Hyperdub after seven-year absence, announces Pixelated EP
I’m sure I’m not alone in having my initial Hyperdub exposure facilitated by the very first Burial release, but around the time that the UK label was beginning to establish itself as a reliable source for generally moody music teeming with sub-bass, Toru Koda a.k.a. Quarta330 was one among more than a dozen artists who graciously contributed their sounds to an early Steve Goodman-led org. The Tokyo-based Koda had a hand in three singles that were released via the label prior to 2010, and if those credits alongside other producers weren’t enough to insist on his relevancy in the label’s history, the first Hyperdub compilation, out in 2009, featured a track of Quarta330’s very own. “Bleeps from Outer Space” was a bouncy tune chippy enough to stave off an annual desire to go back and play an 1980s video game. It’s too bad a full-length album never came of it. Fortunately, the next best thing has come of it several years later, as Quarta330 has just announced his new Pixelated EP, out January 27 on the topical label. Shades of his decidedly chiptune early days exist, but more than anything, this new release is a solidly produced effort that beckons the opposite of Koda’s relatively sporadic and short official releases thus far. Start clamoring, Hyperdub and Quarta330 fans! Here’s the pre-order page via Bandcamp, and check the track “Yatagarasu” below: Quarta330 - Pixelated (HDB106) by Quarta330 Pixelated tracklisting: 01. Resonate 3 02. The Fairies’ Homecoming 03. Yatagarasu 04. Digital Lotus Flower http://j.mp/2iQCWlC
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The six times Wakamiya saves Yukiya and the one time Wakamiya himself needs some saving… (a compilation)
1. Episode 1: A Lady Out of Place, when a 13-year-old Wakamiya found Yukiya and Yukichi got lost in the woods while he patched the hole of the boundary of Yamauchi
2. Episode 14: The Taboo Elixir, Wakamiya (as Sumimaru) shoving the afflicted crow with Sagecap as not to hurt Yukiya and the old man
3. & 4. Episode 15: The Girl Who Lived, twice Wakamiya killed two shapeshifting apes that tried to entrap Yukiya
5. Episode 17: King of the Underground, Wakamiya beheaded one of the young monkeys that tried to devour Yukiya
6. Episode 20: The Golden Raven, after an afflicted crow with Sagecap attacked Yukiya and Koume, Wakamiya hit it with his sword’s handle until he knocked it unconscious
The 20th episode, The Golden Raven, shows how vulnerable, precarious and dangerous the position of a true kin’u is when he almost died after Hatsune stabbed him with a hairpin. Wakamiya’s vulnerability convinced Yukiya that in order to protect his home and family, it is time for him to do something for the leader of the Yatagarasu clan. This is the same ethos that’s going to drive his character throughout the Yatagarasu book series.
#yatagarasu#yatagarasu series#the raven does not choose its master#karasu wa aruji wo erabanai#yukiya#wakamiya#episode 1#episode 20#episode 14#episode 15#episode 17#hatsune#yatagarasu compilation#yukiya/wakamiya
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Thank U sm for compiling all the content!!! I finished reading all 6 novels and I'm dying for more T.T
Are there any translations/snippets of the side stories for this series? I rmb there's a book of side stories and a continuation 🤔
First, I would like to preface this post by apologizing for making you wait so long for and answer. I've been busy.
Okay, so this is going to be long. Brace yourselves.
Well, once you've read the first six books (AKA the first part of the Yatagarasu series), the next book is supposed to be a spin-off.
This is Karasu Hyakka: Hotaru no Shou (in english it would be something like "The Many Flowers of the Raven: the Firefly Episode", but I barely know any Japanese, so I'm not the most reliable source for translations). Don't be confuse by the two covers: it's just one book.
Apparently it tries to fill some characters backstories and it has some additional POV of different characters during some events of the first part.
Then we can start head on with the second part.
The first book of the second part is Rakuen no Karasu (Raven of the Paradise). Again, two covers. This one also has some isekai elements.
The second book is Tsuioku no Karasu (Raven of Memories?). It has adult and young Yukiya on the covers, which is always a treat. There is another spin-off that came out before this one, but I'll talk about later.
The third book is Karasu no Midoriba (The Raven's Green Feathers). It Natsuka on the cover and Rokon on the back.
The fourt book and most recent one is Mochizuki no Karasu (The Full Moon Raven). This one came out in February this year. Thus the second part remains incomplete as of the time of writing.
But this is not all. There is a second spin-off.
I present to you Karasu Hyakka: Shirayuri no Shou (The Many Flowers of the Raven: the White Lily Episode). More backstories of characters.
And you might be thinking that is all, but I have a couple of extra things to share.
This is the Yatagarasu Series Fanbook. From what I read it has interviews with the author, a recap of the what happens in the story, stickers, a detailed map and many other things. It was released to commemorate the ten years of the series.
And finally, Abe Chisato publishes side storied sporadically on her column. This is the most recent one that was published this week. From what I understand, it's about Hamayu. You can find more information here.
Okay, so that it's all I could compile. When it comes to translations, I'm afraid I won't be of much help. The only thing I could find online is the prologues of Karasu ni Hitoe wa Niawanai and Karasu wa Aruji wo Erabanai. They're both in Japanese, so it's not even a translation.
Sorry I couldn't be of more help. If you anyone knows anything more in that regard, please let me know.
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